National humiliation is just another Tuesday afternoon in America
June 6, 2023. Many of us are old enough to remember a time when such things were unthinkable, when America’s reputation for strength was unquestionable.
This is really starting to look a lot like ancient Rome
June 6, 2023. Misplaced confidence in their incompetent leaders cost Romans dearly.
Future Headline: The Problematic First Contact With Intelligent Alien Life
June 2, 2023. Plus, Bill Gates Cancels US Farming to Save the Planet.
White Supremacy™ Umbrella Expands, Now Covers Mexicans, Indians, and Blacks
June 2, 2023. If they have to turn a few innocent Persons of Color into White Supremacist terrorists to really sell the narrative, so be it.
Wanted: Corrupt Stooge for High Political Office. Must Have Pulse
May 30, 2023. You’d think that voters would want the best possible leaders who are at the absolute top of their game.
Off-Grid Self-Sufficient Cabin Tour in Northern Florida
May 28, 2023. A self-sufficient and independent space that's not reliant on public utilities or government systems.
‘Sir, You’re Scaring the Children’: Fugly Internet Transes Gone Wild!
May 26, 2023. This exhibition is best consumed on an empty stomach, perhaps with an antacid at the ready.
WATCH: Chinese Spy-Loverboy Dem. Rep. Eric Swalwell Trolled Over CCP Sidepiece
Alex Stein #99 recently caught up with Swallows-Well on the streets of DC, and it was wonderfully awkward.
Future Headline: Pampers Faces Backlash for Trans-Baby Ad Campaign
May 26, 2023. Our satirical take of where the world is going if it remains on its current path.
Why Exactly Does the Government Dump Toxic Fluoride Into ¾ of the US Water Supply?
May 25, 2023. The Public Health authorities are well-apprised of the dangers fluoride poses.
LGBTQ+++™ Fail: Sports Illustrated Puts Dude on Swimsuit Cover, Apparently Can’t Photoshop His Man-Hips
That pesky biological reality strikes again!
Who are the Unseen Biden Handlers Always Chasing the Media Away?
I like to imagine them like a whole platoon of Nurse Ratcheds of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest fame, gaslighting their charges into submission.
Once upon a time there were actually adults in charge…
May 24, 2023. They also used to put competent people in charge of things… real leaders with actual qualifications and experience.
‘Real Assets’ are cheaper than they’ve ever been in modern history
May 24, 2023. Real assets have the potential to do very, very well. And it certainly helps that they’re literally cheaper than they’ve ever been.
Future Headline: Pentagon Slashes Veteran Pensions for Undocumented Migrants
May 20, 2023. Our satirical take of where the world is going if it remains on its current path.
Bombshell Report: Two 9/11 Hijackers Were Recruited by CIA
May 17, 2023. That 9/11 was either actively facilitated or passively allowed by the powers that be is a conspiracy theory, and it's one that I subscribe to.
How Fed incompetence will drive inflation higher
May 17, 2023. Raising interest rates won’t change any of these trends.
12 “Parallel Economy” Businesses You Can Start Today
May 16, 2023. Take back control, by rebuilding the foundations of the economy and society at the local, and backyard, level.
Dinosaurs Will Die: Fox News Hemorrhages Viewers in Post-Carlson Era
May 15, 2023. So long, Fox News. Your days are numbered.
The dollar’s international decline is becoming really obvious
May 15, 2023. The pace at which countries are turning away from the US dollar reminds me of the Hemingway line I mentioned recently about going broke: “gradually, then suddenly.”
An income property for the New Dark Ages
May 14, 2023. This type of integrated business on your own property could be even more important for the tumultuous times ahead.
Biden Administration Grooms Gen Z ‘Influencers’ to Become Digital Red Guard
May 13, 2023. Biden's handlers understand that voters respond well to lectures on nuanced political issues by nineteen-year-old products of public education with no life experience to speak of.
Future Headline: NYC Announces Gourmet Solution to Rat-pocalypse
May 13, 2023. In a world brimming with bewildering headlines, we spend a lot of time thinking about the future… and to where all of this insanity leads.