Originally published via Armageddon Prose:
Whenever I report on RFK Jr. these days, integrity compels to offer with commensurate humility the caveat that I fell for the hype — even at the advanced age of 36, having followed the political shitshow for decades and having watched countless duplicitous politicians’ masks ripped off to reveal the degenerate abyss underneath.
Thus far, Rep. Ron Paul is the only man to play this filthy game — which he has for decades — who has never wavered from his professed belief or been exposed as a fraud. As far as I can tell, he’s a national treasure, but even that gift horse I won’t look too closely in the mouth for fear of what cavities might lie within.
Anyway, it leaked into the media last month that RFK Jr. had flown on the infamous Lolita Express back in ’93 to, in his rendition of events, “visit his mom for Easter.”
Ah, the old “just visiting my mom for Easter” routine, Bobby, you naughty boy! Would the nuns at your elite Jesuit alma mater Georgetown Prep have bought that line?
The pertinent bit of information from his prior, now-revised admission is that he explicitly, in no uncertain terms, claimed he had flown once on Epstein’s pedo-jet.
“Amid mounting curiosity over Kennedy being listed as one of the passengers, a spokesperson for the former Democrat exclusively told Newsweek that he had ‘flown one time on Jeffrey Epstein’s private plane. It was in 1993 from [New York City] to Palm Beach [Florida] to visit RFK Jr.’s mom for Easter.’
The spokesperson added that the private jet trip was made possible by Kennedy’s then-wife, Mary Richardson Kennedy, who was friendly with Epstein’s partner at the time, Ghislaine Maxwell. Richardson Kennedy passed away in 2012. Kennedy has been married to Curb Your Enthusiasm star Cheryl Hines since 2014.
‘Mary, Kennedy’s wife, and two of their kids were on the flight,’ the representative said. ‘Mary knew Epstein’s girlfriend Ghislaine Maxwell, who learned that they were going to Palm Beach for Easter and offered their family a ride.’”
Now, overnight, it’s become two times.
“Independent 2024 presidential candidate Robert Kennedy Jr. claimed he twice flew on Jeffrey Epstein’s private jet while speaking on Fox News Tuesday.
Epstein, a known sex offender, is a central figure in many sex trafficking conspiracies. His mysterious suicide while at a New York federal jail in 2019 sparked rumors he may have had clients within the federal government.
Kennedy, 69, explained his time on the jet had no relationship to the current controversy surrounding Epstein.
‘I was on Jeffrey Epstein’s jet two times,’ Kennedy said. “’I’ve been very open about this from the beginning. This was in ’93, it was 30 years ago. It was before anybody knew about Jeffrey Epstein’s nefarious issues.’”
RFK was definitively, on-the-record not “very open about this from the beginning” when he lied the first time and explicitly claimed it was once that he flew with Epstein.
What Bobby was doing with Epstein I surely don’t have any idea, but there is absolutely no reason to give him the benefit of the doubt at this point that he for sure wasn’t having cocaine-laden orgies with underage sex slaves, given that he’s been caught dead-to-rights lying — and for what purpose? — about the extent of his involvement with Epstein already.
Apologists for RFK will claim that, since the flight with the most prolific sex trafficker in all of human history occurred some thirty years ago, he probably just forgot that he flew on the Lolita Express twice — because, you know, wining and dining on a private jet with the world’s most notorious sex trafficker, whose jet is as famous as the criminal himself, is basically the same thing as going to the corner store for a carton of milk.
Who would remember that, right?
Swallow that tale if you like, but Kennedy is sharp as a tack, as anyone can see via his interviews. It strains credulity to think he could simply not just forget the first time that he ever flew on the jet, but then, upon realizing he had, in fact, gallivanted with Jeffrey Epstein, that he had actually done it twice (that we know of now) and not just once.
And even if he didn’t remember for sure, after the first revelation came out regarding how many times he flew with Epstein, if one were being honest and forthright, you would have expected him to go back in time and check the record to find out on just how many occasions he flew with Epstein before going on the record with provable misinformation.
Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit, Bobby.
His excuse is that his now-dead wife had “some kind of relationship” with Epstein’s madame — she who managed his sex crime extortion racket — Ghislaine Maxwell, the details of which he has thus far not elaborated upon.
The great news about Epstein being dead for the ruling class is that no one can ask him anything about all of the politicians he indulged in forbidden-fruit delights aboard his plane and on his private island.
The currently imprisoned Maxwell apparently learned the lesson from the example made of Epstein and has kept her mouth shut to avoid getting the suicide treatment.
Bobby’s wife, whom he has pinned the relationship with Epstein on, is as dead as Epstein.
Thus it seems RFK Jr. is the beneficiary of the disappearing witnesses game — very Clinton-esque, no?
This whole sordid affair is not solely about the sordid personal life of RFK; it has real political implications.
Epstein is suspected, with a wealth of circumstantial evidence to back up the allegations, to have been a Mossad/CIA asset running an industrial-grade entrapment and blackmail operation.
In light of that, there is simply no plausible way, in my view, that RFK Jr.’s full-throated, blank-check endorsement of Israel’s geopolitical adventurism, given his otherwise rational views on war and peace, is not connected in some way to his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein.
Ben Bartee, author of Broken English Teacher: Notes From Exile, is an independent Bangkok-based American journalist with opposable thumbs.
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