Originally published via Armageddon Prose:
“Patriot Front,” the notorious Aryan-American brigade of approximately two dozen “Nazis” (feds + a couple of autistics + an ADL stage director or two to harmonize the goosestepping), has re-emerged on the streets of New York — this time bearing a truly on-the-nose message for the Jews:
“NO ZIONISTS IN GOVERNMENT”
Subtlety is not their art.
Fashion is not their art.
Art is not their art.
The saddest bit of video I’ve perhaps ever seen comes around the 4:00 mark, as the fed handler instructs his charges to stand in single-file line as they attempt to navigate the subway gate system. It looks more like an elementary school field trip than domestic terrorist insurgence; the only prop missing was the multi-person human leashes teachers use to keep the kids corralled.
This — what the ADL would have you believe is the prelude to a looming full-on White Supremacy™ coup — is not a convincing performance, and these Nazis (feds +autistics + ADL choreographers) ought to be ashamed of themselves.
This is no way to run a well-oiled fascism machine, contrived or otherwise.
For one thing, Antifa at least makes their Cultural Revolution slogans rhyme.
For another, Nazis — real Nazis — had awesome uniforms.
Lots of buttons and things.
They had flair.
Imagine for a moment that your job — which by the way, you went through years of taxpayer-funded academy training to take up — amounts to cosplaying as an SS footsoldier, and you manage to do even a piss-poor job of that.
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“Patriot Front,” as I reported on at the time, previously made headlines during LGBTQ4GF150++™ Pride Month last June when it dispatched a brigade of masked feds stuffed in the back of a U-Haul on its way to allegedly crash a child-grooming ritual before being conveniently intercepted by law enforcement with professional news cameras on hand to catch the drama.
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Harrowing stuff. That’s a lot of khaki.
Per the Anti-Defamation League, though, Patriot Front has apparently put the tranny-terrorism on hold for the time being and refocused on its bread and butter: the Jews.
Via ADL:
“Patriot Front also began reincorporating antisemitic phrases into their propaganda in December 2022. In the first four months of 2023, ADL found that Patriot Front distributed antisemitic propaganda on at least 74 occasions, reading ‘No Zionists in government, we serve one Nation.’ Given the group’s neo-Nazi roots, there is no question that when Patriot Front mentions ‘Zionists’ in their propaganda, they mean Jews. For example, in November 2021, one Patriot Front applicant marked as ‘accepted’ wrote: ‘Biggest [sic] threat to America right now are the elite/the Zionist occupying our government. They want world domination and to destroy the white race and create a master/slave relationship between their race and the rest of the world.’”
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