Originally published via Armageddon Prose:

Richard Maddow, Son of Satan — The Chosen One, Wielder of The Widowmaker, fearsome iron dildo wrought by her Father himself in the fire of Hades — selected by Beelzebub to execute fleshly dominion over all of God’s creation, to rule with unprecedented hairy genital-fueled brutality the realm for all eternity — alongside her submissive concubines, Jen Psaki and Joy Reid, had a good belly laugh at the rubes’ concerns regarding the hordes of so-called “migrants” pouring over the southern border on a daily basis.

(“Migrant,” by the way, is a UN term not used casually by the governing authorities, which carries certain legal implications regarding Western governments’ obligations to welcome, feed, and house them.)

Related: Liz Cheney + Rachel Maddow: Unholy Totalitarian Matrimony

This Two Minutes Hate aimed at flyover peasants is hardly new; it’s been the heart and soul of the network for some time, dating back at least to Trump’s 2016 unprecedented victory over the Swamp.

The empire struck back, alas, as it always does.

But we know how that trilogy ended.

So who’s the joke really on in the end, Rachel?

At any rate, I encourage these banshees to keep up mockery; with each degree of increased derision, they diminish their chances of successfully rigging 2024 against Trump, as is their only hope of victory at this point.

Then — inshallah — it’s military tribunal time for certain MSNBC enemy combatants and summary judgments.

“Trump’s election wasn’t about Trump. It was a throbbing middle finger in the face of America’s ruling class. It was a gesture of contempt, a howl of rage, the end result of decades of selfish and unwise decisions made by selfish and unwise leaders. Happy countries don’t elect Donald Trump president. Desperate ones do. In retrospect, the lesson seemed obvious: Ignore voters for long enough and you get Donald Trump…

One of the most remarkable things about our immigration policy is how unpopular it is. Only the ruling class supports it. For more than fifty years, Gallup has polled Americans on whether they want more immigration, less immigration, or about the same amount. Not a single time has a plurality supported higher immigration levels. When Americans are asked what their preferred level of annual immigration is, they almost always want less than the current norm of about one million new legal immigrants per year. America was radically and permanently changed, against the will of its own population, by the people who run the country. Dare to complain about that and you’ll be shouted down as a bigot, as if demanding representation in a democracy were immoral. Not surprisingly, many voters have concluded that our democracy isn’t real. In important ways, it’s not. ”

-Tucker Carlson, ‘Ship of Fools: How a Selfish Ruling Class Is Bringing America to the Brink of Revolution’

Related: Tucker Unleashed: Loosed on the True Enemies of Civilization

Ben Bartee, author of Broken English Teacher: Notes From Exile, is an independent Bangkok-based American journalist with opposable thumbs.

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