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STAFF NEWS & ANALYSIS
3 Exciting New Ways to Destroy Humanity That Everyone is Talking About!
By Joe Jarvis - March 19, 2017

You know what everyone is really nostalgic for? The good old days during the Cold War when everyone thought humanity was going to be wiped out by a nuclear holocaust. There was something cozy about nuclear fallout shelters and cowering under a desk as the air raid sirens blared in the distance.

Now-a-days, people don’t seem to be peeing their pants as often about the possible extinction of our species at the hands of governments and their nefarious technologies winding up in the wrong hands.

The Trump election was a good little boost to the doom the media sells, but it targeted the same demographic that Global Warming whipped into a frenzy. We are already past Al Gore’s ten year mark for the point of no return, and with no mutant polar bears invading the lower 48, the fear we needed to create from Climate Change just hasn’t panned out.

And with the disappointing end to the Obama administration, without filling the FEMA camps with gun owners and preppers, how can the media hit that key right wing demographic that needs to think the world is going to end?

Cue the insect drone nukes, killer robots, and swarming bio-nano-terror-bots!

1. Mini-Nukes

Big nukes are so 1950’s! Today it is all about compact, portable, adorable little forms of nuclear destruction.

CNBC tells us that by 2020 not only will governments have completed making miniature nukes that can be delivered with insect sized drones, but also that terrorists will already have their hands on them through the black market.

A Cambridge University conference on global catastrophic risk found a 5 percent risk of nanotech weapons causing human extinction before the year 2100.

As for the mini-nukes, Del Monte expects they represent “the most horrific near-term nanoweapons.”

Nanotechnology opens up the possibility to manufacture mini-nuke components so small that they are difficult to screen and detect. Furthermore, the weapon (capable of an explosion equivalent to about 100 tons of TNT) could be compact enough to fit into a pocket or purse and weigh about 5 pounds and destroy large buildings or be combined to do greater damage to an area.

“When we talk about making conventional nuclear weapons, they are difficult to make,” he said. “Making a mini-nuke would be difficult but in some respects not as difficult as a full-blown nuclear weapon.”

The Cambridge report estimates a 19% chance of human extinction by 2100. Seems legit. Oh and by the way, that is based on an informal survey that had absolutely no scientific basis.

What knee jerk reaction can we throw money at to stop this?

Maybe we can ban cash, because we all know the only people who use cash are terrorists and drug dealers.

And also let’s ban bitcoin and other alternative currencies for good measure. They are only used for money laundering and to pay bounties for assassinations.

All financial transactions should be made under the supervision of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. That will protect us from tiny nuclear arms.

2. Killer Robots

Killer robots come in all shapes and sizes, but the most paranoia inducing ones will not be straight out of Terminator. No, again, it is all about tiny in 2017.

Tiny insect sized drones will not only deliver nukes to destroy buildings, but also poisons to target individuals for secret assassinations.

Another scenario he suggested the nanodrone could do in the future is fly into a room and drop a poison onto something, such as food, to presumably target a particular individual.

Let me translate: we have no evidence or reason to believe this will happen, but we are going to make up a scary scenario and report it as news because scaring the feces out of readers sells, and works for our shadowy bosses.

But there are still killer robots that are large for those who just can’t shake the fear of skynet that Terminator induced for the last three decades. As Sarah O’Connor first reported (yes seriously, she almost broke the internet) a robot has killed a worker in a VW plant in Germany by grabbing him, and slamming him against the wall.

This is clearly the first step towards robot world domination, and according to my calculations, based on nothing, the human race has a 97.6% chance of being entirely eliminated by robots sometime between a month and 7,000 years from now.

3. Really Tiny Nanobots

You should also pretty much be afraid to breath, because the government is making microscopic nanobots that will kill you from the inside, as the sleek modern equivalent to biological weapons.

According to the totally legitimate media that is totally not trying to cause undue fear with their ridiculous “news”, the government’s incompetence means this technology is basically guaranteed to end up being brought into your suburban neighborhood with a cool breeze on a beautiful spring day, and kill your children while they play.

The author said controlling these “smart nanobots” could become an issue since if lost, there could be potentially millions of these deadly nanobots on the loose killing people indiscriminately.

But once they are used up, they are done, right? So the risk would still be pretty low… unless… gasp, “these autonomous bots ultimately could become self-replicating.”

Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid.

It’s one thing for the media to report things that we can prevent, or should actually take steps to protect ourselves from.

But this whole exercise where the media dedicates news stories to reporting silly scenarios that they make up is designed entirely to cause fear.

And even more ridiculous is inserting a Cambridge survey that they insinuate was a study, that gives completely meaningless percentages for the possibility of humanity being wiped out.

But you can still save yourself if you read CNBC everyday, stay inside, and only breath through a gas mask. Oh and make sure to pay your taxes so we can combat this inevitable weapons proliferation–even though the taxes are what paid for this humanity destroying technology in the first place.

Smoke em if you got em.

Join the resistance with your own tiny drone!

(Biological weapons not included)

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  • ZebBlanchard

    “Smoke em if you got em.”
    Bum em if you don’t!

    • Praetor

      Yep! All I know is, in basic training, those that smoked were outside calling home and I was inside spit shining my boots. Next time at the PX, I bought a pack of smokes.!!!

  • windsor1

    Again, this is fear porn designed to keep the population on edge about terrorism and the need for big brother to save them. The reality is that the terrorists have the finest US weaponry made; stuff you would never be able to lay your hands on. If this stuff is so carefully controlled how to these folks get the stuff?
    If the public could think critically then they would be asking these questions. For example, ISIS in Syria runs convoys of oil trucks into Turkey. They go undetected by US/CIA satellites that can read a licence plate from 100 miles up. These terrorists conveniently take up refuge in countries that the US cannot enter legally. Isn’t this a convenient coincidence. These same terrorists on some type of holy caliphate conveniently never get criticized by Israel and never invade Israel.
    If these nebulous, amorphous, radicals ever got their hands on such destructive weapons they would have get them through the backdoor from western and Israeli intelligence services.
    The same bubbas that believe this nonsense are the same ones that believe that Trump will Make America Great Again by nuking N. Korea and China if they have to.
    When will the public ever understand that they get duped over and over again by the same Establishment Elite. Only the American public could believe that a man who borrows billions from the Establishment banking system would openly defy the hand that feeds him. Doesn’t “Make America Great Again” sound as catchy as “Hope and Change you can believe in”. Election Campaigns truly are run by the Entertainment Division of the Military Industrial Complex.
    It is maybe time for Americans to consider that they have zero input into the Democratic system they are supposed to control. They cannot stop wars in the middle East, they cannot stop provocative military exercises off N. Korea, they cannot say no to provocative military maneuvers in the S. China Sea. They cannot stop Victoria (fuc_ the EU) Nudelman from overthrowning a democratically elected gov’t in Ukraine, they have no input into missile placements on the Polish and Romanian borders and most certainly they will be unable to stop WW3.
    When will Americans wake up to the fact that they no longer own their own country and the only real right they have is to pay their taxes.

    • James Clander

      You nailed it -well done. The ONLY solution must be Civil war -but I don’t think there’s enough like minded citizens to pull it off against the Managers.

  • Don Duncan

    Stossel did a show on MSM fear mongering. What happened to the national threat alerts by color level designations? Did their effect wear off?

    Danger is real though, as long as a majority concentrate their political power with a ruling elite.

    The populace of N.K. may live in fear as did the Jews in Nazi Germany, but they still concede authority, want to be ruled, just not so harshly. They are their own worst enemy. They self enslave. They, like most Americans, worship the state by a faith in force, willfully blind to the net destruction. They refuse to acknowledge the fruit of their belief system, and continue to keep voting, hoping for a different result. This is mass insanity.

  • georgesilver

    Fear porn… we love it. Fear experienced from the comfort of your sofa, cinema seat or even at the fair ground is one of life’s great pleasures. We can’t get enough. The people running things know this and try to give us fix daily. Terrorist atrocities on the TV… lovely. People blown up on the news … exciting. Please look away now those of a nervous disposition… not on your life… let’s see all the gory details… shock horror…. delicious. It’s been going on since Roman times… throw another slave to the lions…. wonderful stuff.
    The things you mention Daily Bell are just new twists to keep our appetites up and begging for more.

  • Heather James

    Please, please! One does not “breath” through a gas mask. One “breathes” through a gas mask

    • Boysie

      This chap has a Masters in@ and a (phd)@in – how dare you tell him his computer can’t spell, it should be remembered that these sort of chaps gets (paid) to let their computer write such rubbish – but it is typical – In 1953, when War of the Worlds opened in New York – it resulted in mass panic and (if my memory serve me well – I was only 13 at the time) but I do recollect reading that a few people died as a direct result of all the panic – so Americans have a wealth o experience at scaring each other – it’s more fun that having a job,, (sorry they ain’t no jobs) –But now what i more scary – is that Americans want to scare whole world,,,,now that’s ambition for you!

      • LawrenceNeal

        The War of the Worlds panic was over a radio broadcast.

        • Boysie

          great – you heard it or saw it – how old were you? I was thirteen!

          • LawrenceNeal

            It was broadcast on October 30th, 1938. I was born in 1949.

          • Boysie

            I heard it on the radio in 1953,,only I forgot – no problem – the point is that Americans seem to panick with extreme ease -and your government knows this only too well, hence they are permanently engaged in developing ways and means to keep the public is a state of panik – with movies // TV shows / etc

          • LawrenceNeal

            …False flag attacks, threat levels, boogey man enemies.

          • Boysie

            I have decided to drop out of this useless discuss site – they do not like opinions hat are NOT puerile – and I do NOT like to waste my time – so BYE

    • dauden

      a serious homeschooling mom?

      • gerald wiltek

        some people can, some can’t

  • MetaCynic

    A very real 4th way for humanity to extinct itself has been underway in Japan for five years now. That’s the Fukashima nuclear power plant fuel meltdown. Water for cooling the damaged spent fuel storage container is finding its way into the Pacific ocean and is now washing ashore on the west coast. This is accompanied by the widespread radioactive contamination of all kinds of life forms.

  • William

    A fine example of a surplus of communications technology meeting a shortage of information or even talent. This article imparted nothing but speculation on speculation, but hey, someone got paid to write and publish it! Our greatest extant danger is being bored to death.

  • EDD

    Always futuristic doomsday events promoted by those who consider themselves above all others. Their arrogance astounds me. The human race, if all of those doomsday scenario projections from ancient history until present occured, would have been extinct 1,000 times or more. Go figure.

    Welcome, Joe. Concerning a motto: ‘Ringing the Liberty Bell’. Has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?

  • LawrenceNeal

    an explosion equivalent to about 100 tons of TNT, could weigh about 5 pounds. Really? And that’s if nuclear explosions can even be caused, as has been doubted on this page, recently. This whole article is a fart in the wind. I thought this was a serious page.

    • EDD

      I think we need a little comedy once in a while. I’m sure you noticed this article is about fear of future events? Some how the elite keep projecting fear on nebulous futuristic scenes as well as twisting current events to suit their agenda. What can’t be missed is the fact that many who read about these probabilities actually internalize the projections and are swayed by the false narratives.

  • notwithabang

    I’ve another one to add, a fully developed WMD that’s already been trialled. Weaponised GIFS on the internet!

    Strobe/flashing effect of the prototype GIF in a Twitter post is said to have triggered a seizure in a highly-strung (and apparently epileptic) person claiming to be a journalist. The poster was arrested, the alleged victim has fully recovered & continues to fearlessly tweet his way through the gif minefield.

    http://nymag.com/selectall/2017/03/kurt-eichenwald-seizure-gif-fbi-arrest-made.html

  • ICFubar

    Yes instilling the fear of a sudden and unpredictable death is a great driver for gaining control over a population for those needing control like governments and their out of control agencies. Edward Bernays would be proud. Fun read.

  • Oliver

    Perhaps before making light of the nefarious technology currently in the hands of psychopaths, more extensive investigation is needed by the editors of The DB into the dark nature of DEW [Directed Energy Weapons] — which can invisibly kill any man from a remote location.

    Although there is a push to make the masses unduly fearful, grave consequences are on the horizon as we choose to close our eyes to the precariousness of our situation. Madmen rule. And there is highly advanced weaponry waiting in the wings for just the right moment to begin culling the population.
    This is no myth.

    I suggest you do more research.
    Then hang onto your hats — the worst is yet to come.

  • Chemical Agents in Water and Food Supply Feminize Human Population
    http://www.newnationalist.net/2017/03/20/chemical-agents-in-water-supply-feminize-human-population/

  • Rabelrouser

    Sell fear to a populace that is already mentally propagandized / manipulated into a belief system.
    That is the bigger weapon against the People. And most are living proof that it actually works.
    Of course, you first have to remove critical thinking by undereducating them, and then over-stimulate their imaginations to accept the rediculious as fact.
    Only then can the acheived end game be realized.

  • Q46

    There’s such a dizzying choice these days of what to die from… do I go out in an obesity making fat and sugar frenzy, or gorge on smoked meats and die of cancer, or up my intake of fish and expire from mercury poisoning, or just wait for the rising, boiling seas to overwhelm me now that Messiah Obama is no longer there to roll back the tides and cool the Planet?

  • TimeToWakeUPAmerica

    I’m more worried about the not-so-exciting OLD WAYS the “elites” used and are still using to destroy Humanity: 1) DEBT-ENSLAVEMENT, 2) END-LESS FORMS OF TAXATION, 3) FABIAN SOCIALISM, 4) FREEMASONRY, 5) COMMUNISM, 6) ZIONISM, 7) FEMINISM, 8) CRONY-CAPITALISM (CRAP-ITALISM), 9) CHATHAM HOUSE, 10) TAVISTOCK, 11) CLUB OF ROME, 12) NATO, 13) PENTAGRAM (Pentagon), 14) MI6, 15) CIA, 16) Mossad, 17) CFR (COUNCIL ON FOREIGN RELATIONS), 18) TRILATERAL COMMISSION, 19) BILDERBERG GROUP, 20) (CECIL) RHODES/MILNER GROUP, etc., etc., etc.

    • TimeToWakeUPAmerica

      Additionally, 21) CIA’s Covert Drug Trade (Opium, Heroin, Cocaine), 22) GMO’s, 23) Mercury-laden Vaccines, 24) Glyphosate, 25) Mainstream or Fakestream Media, 26) LIBERALISM ~ you get the idea.

  • Akshay Singh

    Definition – A mass observation that doesn’t make logical sense, is illogical is a meme’.

  • Rosicrucian32

    I’m more worried about dying from having to listen to the incessant whining of Chuckie Schumer and his bat guano crazy buddy Nancy Pelosi………don’t they overtly contribute to noise pollution and an overall increase in mass disdain for the politic general?
    Read books, turn off the TV. Increase your IQ, and starve a HollyWeed Commie for Mommy!

  • Ahlayaahway Zakar

    There is no need to live in fear.
    DB has a smug cynicism here which I do not expect from them. Drones and targeted assassinations are a real threat to the populace while the military budget and legislative go ahead are unchecked.

  • WhoHasADoubleU

    You are fearing that the world can collapse? Don’t worry, I will not do that. I would like to change myself out of this porn mind blowing bomb named Internet. Please do provide good filtering software so that I can live a real life out of my bed wired to this computer.

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